the geek,

Monday, November 05, 2007

got this from my old entry.

=D

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0,NBA 3.0, Premier League, Counter-Strike and WorldCup 2.0.And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate
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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is anentertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the commandC:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and downloadTears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is avery bad program that will create Snoring Loudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software toimprove memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support