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Friday, March 24, 2006

• today worked the afternoon shift. shujun work 1/2 morning nia lor! shirley worked till 6 and choon hong morning 6. made me so jealous of them! lols. today machiam singapore kena sars attack again. not many ppl come shopping. the addidas promoter was so free that she come over to play with us. lols.
• today the "xi sui bu" auntie and brother not there. another guy was here instead. he totally cannot make it sia. i think his sales suck for today. provided that the flow of crowd sucks. so that means hgg. the security ah bang oso not at my entrance too. sian man. it's only when we go home he whistle to us that we know he was stationed at the wulu car park lift there. ker lian sia..
• had lunch with wei wen today. haha! today again 2 ppl lunching. we down there talk cock after our meals.
• ok nth much happened at work. its the usual thing that usually happen everyday, where i have ppl trynig to mess my wagon this and that.
• my mum went to join some network marketing thingy her friend intro her to. wad can i say? toopid. she kept telling me the product is VERY GOOD. eat liao can machiam the zoey tay lidat slim down this and that. well, u wanna know wad's the thing she got back? its some lame jelly thingy inside some packet. i asked her wads so special abt it she tell me got vitamins etc etc. so i went to check the nutrition facts.
• this was wad it says "Serving Size: 1 Packet (21g)

Servings per container: 30

Calories: 5 per serving. (they never say 5 wad)

Fibre: >1g (it would be much better if i can noe the EXACT amount) per serving

SUPER CRITIMAX (ok wtf is this shit!) : 1300mg per serving

• i checked the ingredients. they're just lame. its things like fruit extract etc. machiam i buy the fruit tree fresh orange juice i make it into jelly nia. u noe how much she spend? 300 over bucks. nice friend of hers. now she talk to me machiam some business woman lidat. she tell me how the network marketing works this and that and tell me she gonna be rich in no time. seriously hor, this isnt the 1st time she doing network marketing and not the 1st time she told me she gonna be rich by engaging in such activities. lame.
• so after reading those things i told her "why not eat more fruits instead" she tell me fruits dun have that much nutrient. i tell her to EAT MORE and she say she rather eat that "jelly". ok fine. she never listens to her son at all. her friend say it's good nia it's good. to think last time hor i score top 5 in the class and her friend de son topped his class (but he was lower standard. e.g. em2, em3). then her friend hao lian to my mum nia and my mum say i stupid. knn how can compare sia? i rather she go take kindergarden kid de results compare with mine's.
• 300 + dollars. u know wad i can do with that money? i can pay my phone bills OR buy things for the kids OR donate abit of food to the old folks home OR get my brother some nice clothes OR treat family/friends makan. knn. u imagine la 300 bucks on jelly. i rather she but extrim and eat. she eat nia no problem. my brother and i tell her we gonna get it and u know wad she say? she say KIDS like us eat liao will die. haha? she said eat liao machiam the slim 10 lidat, eat liao liver spoil. must be above 21 then can eat. WOW. power leh. i still remember when i young, i wanna dunnoe buy (or even eat i cant remember) wad thing ar, u know wad she tell me? must above 18 then can. now i 19. she say above 21. when i 21, she will say must above 30. when i 30 she will say when i die liao then can. i dunnoe wad she thinking sia. she still think we are kids. well, we shall be KIDS then.
• tml result come out. i dowan to fail. really. just hope that guan yin can bless me and make me pass. if i never get dismissed i gonna go back to temple with lotsa things to pray and thank her. i know i r bad boy nowadays but i will repent.

-Allan
eee she bluff me say she choon hong sister!